Hey, are you sick of tired of dirty looks from your neighbors, just because you have a doberman? Then you need the Poodle Disguise Kit for Dobermans!

I kid you not. This site called attackchi put it together. It’s tongue-in-cheek, I’m sure, but it’s also in protest at what they say is the unjustified treatment of breeds like the dobermans, mastiffs, rotweillers, etc. – which have acquired a reputation for biting when in truth, all dogs can bite.

So, you want to see the fantastic kit in action? Here it is:

Want to hazard what the poor dog’s thinking? I think it’s: “What the heck have you done to me? You think this is funny?!”

How about this lovely pic?

I think it’s saying: “Mark my word: your day is coming soon!” And people wonder why dobermans turn vicious…

(Pics courtesy of attackchi)